Many people believe that there are psychics and modern-day prophets who can accurately predict the future. But how does that measure up to the word of God?
Interviewer: Sir, I feel a little sheepish (no pun intended) about asking so many questions, but it seems to me that some preachers put too much emphasis on truth and reason. Wouldn’t you agree?
God: Haven’t you read the prophets?
Interviewer: The prophets, you mean in the Bible? Because there are lots of folks who call themselves psychics and prophets right now.
God: They aren’t my prophets.
Interviewer: But you have to admit, they get it right a lot of the time. I mean, some of these modern prophets can hit it more than fifty percent of the time and have really predicted some strange things.
God: They haven’t passed my test.
Interviewer: Test? You mean there’s a test? Like a prophet test or something?
God: Precisely.
Interviewer: So what’s the test like? Do you have to know the names of the apostles or something like that?
God: The test is in my Book.
Interviewer: You mean you can cheat or something?
God: Not in my Kingdom.
Interviewer: So where’s the test. I’m not too familiar with your Book.
God: Have you heard of the first five books of the Bible? The books my prophet Moses wrote down as he was directed to do?
Interviewer: I’m not too good with the historical stuff. Is the prophet test in those books:
God: Read Deuteronomy, chapter 18, verse twenty-two, as some one of you has numbered my books. “when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the word does not come to pass or come true, that is a word that the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously. You need not be afraid of him.” (Deuteronomy 18:22, ESV) What does that mean to you?
Interviewer: It sounds like you expect every prophecy made to either come true or else that person isn’t speaking for you. Am I right?
God: Exactly. I like to call it the 100% test.
Interviewer: Then those people who predicted the deaths of famous people or earthquakes, and so on, weren’t your prophets? Is that what you mean?
God: Yes. If that person doesn’t get it right 100% of the time, I didn’t give him the message.
Interviewer: While we’re on this subject, may I ask another question?
God: Be my guest. I have all the time in the universe.
Interviewer: My preacher told me that there are a lot of prophecies in the Old Testament part of the Bible about the coming of Jesus. Is that right?
God: I see you missed a lot of Bible classes. Your preacher? If he is a true servant of mine, then he’s my preacher. Yes, there are many prophecies about the coming of Messiah, the Anointed One, my Son. More precisely, there are
over one thousand two hundred prophecies about Messiah in the Law and the Prophets.
Interviewer: So, if I may ask, (pardon me, please) how many of those prophecies came true?
God: All of them.
Interviewer: You can’t expect me to believe that over twelve hundred prophecies came true, that they all passed the 100% test.
God: My prophets all passed the test.
Interviewer: Wow, I’ll bet they had a big following. You know, they must have been really popular.
God: Not so. Haven’t you read what my Son said? “’ so that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of innocent Abel to the blood of Zechariah the son of Barachiah, whom you murdered between the sanctuary and the altar.
Truly, I say to you, all these things will come upon this generation.
"O Jerusalem,
Interviewer: I guess you should think twice before deciding to become a prophet.
God: My prophets didn’t decide to become prophets; I sent them with a message and some of them really didn’t want to deliver it.
Interviewer: So just what does a prophet do? Doesn’t he just tell the future? Isn’t he sort of a psychic?
God: You seem confused about prophecy and what is called apocalyptic.
Interviewer: I’m not sure I can even pronounce that second word. What’s the difference?
God: My prophet’s foremost task was to warn the people to look back from where they had fallen, fallen from my grace, from my covenant, my love. They called the people to repent, to turn away from evil and turn back to Me.
Interviewer: Oh, so not just future-telling?
God: That’s correct. On the other hand, other servants of mine wrote what is called apocalyptic literature. The foremost message there was to tell the people to stand firm in their faith in Me and that I was working to bring about their ultimate good.
Interviewer: So which is which?
God: Well, the big books of prophecy in the Bible are mostly about repentance, but with some references to future events. Almost all of the future events are tied into the sending of My Son, the Messiah.
Interviewer: What about the book called the Revelation of John in the New Testament?
God: Ah, that fits more into the category of apocalyptic literature. By the way, it wasn’t John’s Revelation; it was my Son’s Revelation. The Christians were under severe persecution and I wanted them to stand firm because I was already in action.
Interviewer: But isn’t that book about the end of time?
God: Many people believe so but have misunderstood the book. Haven’t you read the opening lines? “The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show to his servants the things that must soon take place.” (Revelation 1:1, ESV) What does “soon” mean to you? To Me, soon can be tomorrow or thousands of years from now. But the message was meant to be understood by humans.
Interviewer: So what about modern-day prophets. I mean, some people believe they have a fresh revelation from, pardon me, You.
God: Then they need to read my Book. “Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets,
but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.” (Hebrews 1:1-2, ESV) You see, my Son does the speaking for Me. I haven’t appointed anyone to speak on His behalf lately.
Interviewer: This is a lot of information. May I get back to you later with some more questions?
God: Certainly. By the way, you need to sign up for a good Bible study. You aren’t doing too well with my Book.
Interviewer: Yes, Sir. Sorry about that. I’ll make a note of it and get into a Bible study as soon as possible. Thanks and good day.